Why I Will Support Okorocha for Happiness... Not Okorocha for Misery

This article is succinct and straight to the point. It writen and shared on Facebook by one Shachia Oryila. Read it below on why he prefers Okorocha for Happiness;

I do not see much problem with Okorocha appointing someone as a Commissioner for Happiness and 'Copulation'! I agree with him that everyone desires happiness.  Nobody wants to live an unhappy life. He has shown that all along. I still remember how he ferried customized fried rice and chicken into the Benue State University community from Abuja to celebrate his MBA at the school.

This means Okorocha knows about human relations. He knows the basic things which elude most men: happiness. Some people are rich, but not happy.  Some people have no jobs, and they are hungry and angry. Okorocha is schooled in Freudian psychology. He knows that the primary needs of a man is: food, sex and 'ego' or money.

Now, this is why Okorocha is right. Have you heard of Satisfaction with Life Index which tries to measure happiness by asking people how happy they are with their health, wealth, ego, food, sex life, education and represent them on a weighing scale?

Have  you heard of Gross National Happiness which measures the peoples' well-being and happiness on a rating scale?

 Have you heard of Happy Planet Index which tries to help people to live long whether they are poor or rich? Haw kyan you need all disi ones and not have sombody wey go manejam? You kyant do things anyhaw!

A country cannot be doing bad on these indices and still be expected to do well in its Gross Domestic Product or Gross National Product. It is garbage in garbage out. But, in altering the cosmos of misery in his home state which arithmetically has influence on the overall national average, Okorocha must come clean of self-inflicted misery. Okorocha should ask the state
university to establish a centre for the study of peoples' happiness and 'copulation'. But, if he must make it a government ministry, he must first pay salaries before he goes on with his colourless green ideas.